Shakespeare was always one for a great insult. And this is the best. I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. Proudly wear your disdain for the world, which is filled with such simpletons. Once people see your shirt, they will understand that you are a person in possession of an above-average brain, and you aren't afraid to use it.
I'm joking of course. The world is filled with awesome people. Like you. But if you wear this into your English Lit class, your professor might give you extra credit, just for the awesome shirt. I can't guarantee that, though. What I will say is that when you wear this shirt, you'll be supporting indie podcasting, and that will make you feel great about yourself. Bonus!
Also, remember that everything you buy is a Purchase with a Purpose, as I split 10% of profits between the local historical society in my hometown of Lancaster, PA, and funding microloans to women refugee entrepreneurs with Kiva.
---The Nitty Gritty Product Description---
Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.
• 100% jersey knit
• Pre-shrunk
• Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Classic fit
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width (inches) |
17 ¼ |
19 ¼ |
21 ¼ |
23 ¼ |
25 ¼ |
| Height (inches) |
25 ½ |
26 |
27 |
28 |
28 ½ |
