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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed," Shakespeare quote Tank top
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed," Shakespeare quote Tank top
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed," Shakespeare quote Tank top

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed," Shakespeare quote Tank top

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Shakespeare was always one for a great insult. And this is the best. I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. Proudly wear your disdain for the world, which is filled with such simpletons. Once people see your tank top, they will understand that you are a person in possession of an above-average brain, and you aren't afraid to use it.

I'm joking of course. The world is filled with awesome people. Like you. But if you wear this into your English Lit class, your professor might give you extra credit, just for the awesome shirt. I can't guarantee that, though. What I will say is that when you wear this shirt, you'll be supporting indie podcasting, and that will make you feel great about yourself. Bonus!

This lightweight tank top features wide shoulder bands. It's light, cool and definitely a “must-have” in every woman’s wardrobe.

• 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
• Feminine silhouette
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
• Bound rib trim neck and armholes

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½
Width (inches) 17 19 21 23 25