If you put on these silver crown earrings, you might find yourself barking out orders to your subjects, expecting adoration from all and sundry, and to be draped in silks day and night. Which might not happen, so don't be too disappointed if it doesn't. As a bonus you'll be able to, you know, wear a cool crown in your ears that sparkles and looks cool. Not a bad consolation prize.
These earrings ship from a workshop in China, so leave about 3 weeks for delivery, which is available worldwide.