Does the surname Dudley give you shivers, and not in a good way? Do you have long drawn out discussions espousing theories on the fates of the Princes in the Tower? Do your friends worry about your Tudor obsession and think you're a Tudorholic? if you, or someone you know, fits the profile of a Tudorholic, then this is the perfect shirt to wear to show solidarity with the worldwide Tudorholic community :)
Now you can "come out" as a Tudorholic, and be proud about it. There's no shame in admitting to this addiction! You're part of a large community of people who stay up waiting for the next Alison Weir book to come out. Maybe this shirt will start a conversation when you're on the bus. Or you can wear it to the Renaissance Fair and show off your Tudor pride. No matter where you wear it, you'll know that you're part of a larger movement, and you'll be showing off your Tudor love.
On the front, there's a simple message recognizing that you can't really function without Tudor books and movies. On the back are ten signs that you may, in fact, be a Tudorholic, so you can have your friends take the assessment, too.
The ten ways you know you might be a Tudorholic are: "- 1536 is a meaningful year for you - You developed theories on the fates of the Princes in the Tower - You have strong opinions on Margaret Beaufort - You engage in conversations about the virginity of queens. (Two of them, actually) - You just can't bring yourself to ever order a Bloody Mary. - Your friends say things like, "You're reading another Henry VIII biography? Aren't they all mostly the same??" - You get into emotional and heated debates over Richard III, and wax poetical on Shakespeare as Tudor propaganda. - Most of the music you listen to was written before 1600. - The surname Dudley gives you shivers. Not in a good way. - You rewatch Anne Boleyn execution scenes every week hoping for a different outcome. "
Wear the shirt with pride, and wave your Tudor flag!
Remember, everything you buy is a Purchase with a Purpose as I split 10% of the profits between the local historical society in my hometown of Lancaster, PA, and microfunding loans to women refugee entrepreneurs through Kiva.
-----The Nitty Gritty Product Description----- Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.
• 100% jersey knit • Pre-shrunk • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar • Taped neck and shoulders • Classic fit