The Six Wives Portrait Dress
The Six Wives Portrait Dress

The Six Wives Portrait Dress

Regular price $44.95 Sale

Sometimes it's just not enough to read about the Tudors. Sometimes you want immerse yourself in them. So why not wear them?

Seriously, walk into class, or a meeting in this dress, and people will talk. In a good way. They'll be all, "is she wearing a dress covered in Six Wives portraits? Where did she get that gorgeous piece of wearable art?" And you'll just be smug and say, "I listen to this podcast..."

It's also perfect for a first date. I'll tell you why. First, you won't have to worry about not finding each other for that first in-person meeting. "I'll be wearing the artwork of the Six Wives," you'll say. Second, if there's a weird lull in the conversation, you can just talk about Anne Boleyn, and the other wives on your dress. If his eyes glaze over, he's not a keeper.

Conversation starter. Meeting guarantee-or. Barometer of whether or not he's a keeper based on his ability to listen to Six Wives stories. Is there anything this dress won't do??

(The answer is yes. It won't take out the trash.)

Note: because of the dyeing process, it's possible that when the material gets too stretchy it will show the white underneath. So consider ordering a size up.

--- The Nitty Gritty Product Description ---
Make a statement and look fabulous in this all-over printed, fitted dress.

• Imported fabric: 82% polyester / 18% spandex
• Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.
• Made with smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing

Model wears size S
Model's height: 5'10''/177 cm

Size guide

  XS S M L XL
Bust (inches) 32 34 37 42 44
Waist (inches) 25 28 30 35 37
Hip (inches) 35 38 41 45 49
Length (inches) 34 ⅜ 35 ¼ 36 36 ¾ 37 ½